Insults

Thou art a bawdy clay-brained pantaloon!
Translation (In my own words):  "You're stupid and below me." 


Verily, thou art naught but a spongy rug-headed hedge-pig
Translation (In my own words): "You're nothing but a nappyheaded ignorant pig." 




Verily, thou art naught but a lumpish sour-faced maggot-pie
Translation (In my own words): "You're nothing but an overweight bitter stuck up miscreant." 


Thou be a purpled common-kissing pignut
Translation (In my own words): "Slut." 


Verily, thou art naught but a gleeking full-gorged clack-dish
Translation (In my own words): "You're nothing but an all out overenthusiastic geek."